Friday, September 22, 2017

jokes

Jokes
1.where do you find a flying  hare? in the hareforce
2.how dowe you cut the sea in harf? By a seashore
3.where does milk come from? a Bolte
4.where does the biggest spider live? The world wide web
5.why didn’t the skeleton jump of the bridge?  He didn’t have the guts to do it
6.why do bulls have a bell? Because the horns didn’t work
7.what do you cool a defe dinosaur? anything it can't hare you
8. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
9.what do you call a dead dinosaur? Extent

10. What goes bist with a peanut sandwich? jellfish   

3 comments:

  1. I like your jokes but next time put more colour in to your work

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  2. Nice jokes i Jacob really like the second one but maybe put all the words in capital letters
    from phoebe

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  3. I like how you numbed them next time you could use a smaller font so it fits on a page easier.

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